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December 1, 2008

lol junyi

Filed under: Random Crapping — Tags: — el1234 @ 2:10 pm

 

idiot kena own

idiot kena own

his 字一色 kena own by my 清一色 LOL

November 24, 2008

Priority seats huh

Filed under: Food For Thought, Random Crapping — Tags: , — el1234 @ 9:09 pm

What the hell is the problem with the priority seats anyway? I knew i should have anticipated these random bullshit when surfing stomp randomly but i didn’t know it was of such magnitude.

The “priority” seats dont have eyes or mouths, if you want the seat, fucking open your mouth and ask for it. The seats won’t automatically eject the incosiderate blind cock sitting on them because the deaf-mute idiots don’t ask for the seats. If you need the seat, ASK. Taking pictures won’t make the plastic any smarter.

There are even some loser stompers SITTING down taking photos of these “inconsiderate acts”. Here’s a hint, if you are so free to take a photo of other people, why don’t you GIVE UP YOUR OWN SEAT? OH, SORRY it’s not a priority seat!

This is the problem with the “system” (i hate this bloody word). When SMRT put up the “priority seat” sign, people at “non-priority seat”s have no obligation to give up their seats, because it’s after all, not a priority seat.

Some women don’t even give up their seat to fellow women who are pregnant or with kids. Women want gender equality? Then give up your seat like a gentleman. The problem with singaporean women is they want equal rights, equal pay, but expect preferential treatment.

American women have gender equality because they do not expect preferential treatment.

Korean women prefer to be treated like women (wtf am i saying) but they are not bitching about equality.

Singaporean women special, they want to have their cake and eat it too.

Bitches.

 

p.s. i don’t know when the digression started but im too lazy to get back on topic.

November 4, 2008

WTF?

Filed under: Random Crapping — el1234 @ 10:35 pm

First we had seedless grapes.

Now we have seatless trains.

This is what those supposedly smart (seeing as they call themselves ‘elites’) cocks spend their idle time doing.

Coming up with some totally random and useless idea.

And who’s going to bear the cost of removing all those seats?

Expect a fare hike soon, SUCKERS.

random ranting

October 24, 2008

i’m back

Filed under: Random Crapping — el1234 @ 1:33 pm

no i wasn’t arrested or told to take down my blog.

just lazy to update.

but you can expect updates soon, when i feel like it.

September 17, 2008

PAP vs TP

Filed under: Random Crapping — Tags: — el1234 @ 4:12 pm

Both are full of crap, but at least when PAP is trying to bullshit you, they won’t do it in your face. they will try to act smart and go one whole round before presenting you with their regular dosage of rubbish.

In TP, they just shove their shit down on you.

in view of the recent spate of events as proudly blogged by steven, i present to you my rant:

When i plan my stuff months in advance, and you keep giving last minute shit, which schedule do you think im likely to stick to?

I planned my schedule for my rightful holidays, and FUCKING TWO MONTHS in advance.

I even ASKED you whether there are any plans the school has for us after the 10 week MP.

YOU refused to give an answer.

now, when our rightful holidays are here, you rob it from us by giving a FUCKING LAST MINUTE extension of the MP.

not that it matters, but its FUCKING SCREWED UP when it clashes with something i planned LONG ago.

AND YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE ACCUSE ME OF NOT PLANNING MY STUFF IN ADVANCE?

HEllo?

which asshole was the one who didn’t plan in advance?

for goodness sake, go grow some brains.

i dont care if it grows on your ass.

September 11, 2008

MP extension

Filed under: Random Crapping — Tags: — el1234 @ 9:49 pm

WOW. Trust TP to come up with last minute crap like this.

Aircon broke down again by the way.

Screw you.

Update next time.

September 6, 2008

靠岸

Filed under: Random Crapping — el1234 @ 12:11 am


你坐在 我身边
可是表情很不自然
聊的话很平凡却很悲伤
你说你 不相信
活着就是为了梦想
甚至你 更怀疑
什么是地久天长
咖啡麻醉不了孤单
只会让心更烫
哦 都一样
所谓梦想终究飘飘荡荡
在迷乱的台北流浪
寻找一个幻想
突然很渴望在我身上
找到你要的靠岸
这一刻
当我们都感觉到彼此的心愿
爱情早已经开始始
思念早己经蔓延
咖啡麻醉不了孤单
只会让夜更长
我 也一样
飘飘荡荡眼神交换迷惘
在冷漠的台北流浪
找一个避风港
突然很渴望在你身上
也找到我要的靠岸

August 25, 2008

Insomnia?

Filed under: Random Crapping — Tags: — el1234 @ 10:29 pm

Feeling restless?

Can’t get to sleep?

Try the Priority Seat on SMRT Trains!

Studies have shown that 90% of people who use the “Priority Seat” fall asleep within 3 minutes. Results are even better when a pregnant woman is within sight, or when some old woman/man is standing in front of you.

It’s free, it’s easy, and it doesn’t cost anything! Except your train fare.

Try the “Priority Seat” today!

Warning: Do not attempt “Priority Seat” therapy sessions when a STOMPer is around. May result in pictures of you circulating on the internet.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible if you oversleep on the train. Results may vary.

August 24, 2008

疼爱 萧敬腾

Filed under: Random Crapping — Tags: — el1234 @ 7:58 pm

我沈默 不代表我不痛
我不痛 眼泪就不会流
总是安静承受 安静忍受
安静看你走

你说我 很适合当朋友
你说我 总是会听你说
你说别太难过 保持联络
有空的时候

把疼爱都给你 把疼痛都给我
最痛是当时微笑送你走
等到你转身後 眼泪也不敢流
只怕你偶然还会回过头
把疼爱都给你 把疼痛都给我
放开手是我最後的温柔
如果你能飞得 快乐自由
这疼痛 并不算 什麽

想挽留 却为什麽点头
我不懂 连我都不懂我
如果说的太少 爱的太多
有谁能够懂

千言万语拥挤我的宇宙
让我震耳欲聋 喔喔
有多少爱 就有多少
沈默的疼痛

August 20, 2008

Fake

Filed under: Personal, Random Crapping — Tags: — el1234 @ 9:09 pm

That’s what TP is. Fake.

First of all, in the midst of nowhere we have a whole group of ‘visitors’ touring around the MP lab. So much for ‘exclusive access’.

Then we had to open OUR projects, and let THEM take photos of THEIR STUDENTS demonstrating OUR hardwork.

I don’t really give a shit if you wanted to take photos of US doing OUR work, unless you didn’t ask. Getting SOMEONE ELSE to pretend to be hardworking on OUR work is just damn fucked up.

Not only do we not get credit for our hard work, we stand to have it taken away by some ugly kid who doesn’t even know what the fuck he is doing.

Seriously, it’s not like the ‘model’ is even good looking to begin with, and that further pisses me off.

And after that, we were all supposed to pretend to be excited about going to NUS and be interested in some talk going on (which we don’t really know what the topic is anyway).

Screw your fake shit, TP.

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